"Sagittarius, brace yourself! Your week will be as unpredictable as a quantum physics experiment conducted by a cat!"
Sagittarius is the ninth astrological sign, which is associated with the constellation Sagittarius and spans 240–270th degrees of the zodiac. Under the tropical zodiac, the sun transits this sign between approximately November 23 and December 21.
"Sagittarius, brace yourself! Your week will be as unpredictable as a quantum physics experiment conducted by a cat!"
"Galactic Guffaws Ahead! Sagittarius, Prepare to Shoot Your Cosmic Arrows at the Nebula of Nonsense!"
"Sagittarius, Prepare for a Cosmic Hokey-Cokey! - Will You Be In, Out, In, Out? And Don't Forget to Shake It All About!"
"Sagittarius, Brace for Impact! Jupiter's Expanding Your Horizons...Again! It's Like a Sci-Fi Movie but With More Emotional Growth and Less Alien Invasions!"