Sagittarius Report

"Sweetie, Get Your Bow! Sagittarius, Your Week is About to Turn into an Episode of 'Space Robin Hood!'"

The next Sagittarius will start in 118 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The moon is currently in Sagittarius

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 105 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 155 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 120 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Oh, Sagittarius, with the moon currently vacationing in your realm and the Waxing Gibbous moon now 9.8 days old, it is indeed a celestial buffet for you! Now, I don't know about you, but anything that's been waxing for nearly 10 days must be tired, so let's give it some encouragement, shall we? Your inner hippie meets nerd personality (a delightful cocktail of imagination and logic) is going to get a cosmic caffeine boost. Expect sudden urges to debate the merits of the final season of Battlestar Galactica, or perhaps an inexplicable desire to learn Klingon. On the more terrestrial side of things, beware of tripping over unseen objects - yes, even more than usual. Sagittarius, my dear, you have the spatial awareness of a drunken Wookiee at the best of times, but with the moon in your sign, it's like you've been blindfolded and spun around too many times at a pin the tail on the donkey party. Embrace the chaos, my friend! It's not every day one gets to have such a unique experience. Remember, in the grand scheme of the universe, we're all just stardust doing the Macarena in the cosmic dance floor. So keep your eyes on the skies, your feet on the ground (when possible), and your heart in the stars. And don't forget to laugh, especially at yourself! #SagittariusShenanigans #NerdAlert #MoonInSagittarius #WaxingGibbousGiggles #CosmicMacarena

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SignToday Is Posting: 28.07.2023 08:22:01 (sag-28-07-2023)