"Aries: Mars is in Retrograde; Time to Charge Ahead or Hide Under Your Bed? Either Way, Don't Forget Your Tin Foil Hat!"
Aries is the first astrological sign in the zodiac, spanning the first 30 degrees of celestial longitude. Under the tropical zodiac, the Sun transits this sign from approximately March 20 to April 21 each year.
"Aries: Mars is in Retrograde; Time to Charge Ahead or Hide Under Your Bed? Either Way, Don't Forget Your Tin Foil Hat!"
"Aries, You're About to Burst into Cosmic Flames Brighter Than a Supernova in a Firefly Marathon! Hold Onto Your Space Boots!"
"Aries, Strap on Your Rocket Boots! You're About to Moonwalk Across the Milky Way of Life's Challenges - With a Side Order of Quantum Physics!"
"Aries, Your Stars Are Cooking Up a Supernova of Success - Just Remember Not to Burn Your Cosmic Cookies!"