Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, You've Got the Luck of a One-Armed Wookiee this Month - Hope you Don't Owe Any Space Slug Gangsters!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 121 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 3 days, at Friday, 28 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 108 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 158 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 123 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The First Quarter moon is currently 6.9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Greetings, Sagittarians! As the First Quarter moon graces us with its 6.9 days old presence (let’s call it a prepubescent moon), your cosmic energy is about to hit warp speed. I know, I know, you're a fire sign, you've got this burning desire to be the hero of your own space opera. But trust me, there's no need to rush into the nearest black hole just yet. You're not Captain Kirk. You don't need to boldly go where no Sagittarius has gone before. Stay grounded, let the gravitational pull of the Earth keep you from floating off into space. I mean, have you seen the rent prices on Mars these days? Exorbitant! In the realm of interpersonal relationships, remember, we're all just tiny, insignificant specks in this vast universe - so try not to take that parking spot dispute with your neighbour too seriously. Work-wise, don’t be afraid to channel your inner Spock. Think logically, use your Vulcan mind-meld skills and give that presentation like you're presenting to the Galactic Federation. Just don't forget to put on pants for your Zoom meeting. Remember, the stars might seem far away, but they're still closer than your next vacation. So, buckle up for a stellar week, Sagittarians! And don't forget to recycle; we only have one Earth, and the aliens aren't sharing theirs. #SagittarianSpaceOdyssey #LiveLongAndProsper #InterstellarRecycling

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SignToday Is Posting: 25.07.2023 08:22:01 (sag-25-07-2023)