Pisces Report

"Brace Yourselves, Pisces! Mercury's in Retrograde and Your Love Life might be Heading for a Spacewalk without a Suit!"

The next Pisces will start in 224 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 24 days, at Thursday, 03 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 228 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 246 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 257 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Alright, Pisces! Buckle up, because we're diving into the cosmic seas of your celestial forecast. Now, before we start, let's remember, I am the law… of astrology. So, listen up! Saturn is retrograding in your sign and it’s behaving like a grumpy old man who’s lost his dentures. It's reminding you to slow down, and also possibly to floss more? No one likes a dental emergency, especially not the tooth fairy. She's unionized now, you know. Meanwhile, Neptune is also doing the retrograde shuffle in your sign. Neptune, your ruling planet, is acting like a moody teenager. When it's not in its room sulking, it's probably out somewhere spreading rumors about you. Don't fret, though. This is just a phase that Neptune goes through. Just like that time when it thought it was a planet... then wasn't... and then was again. Make up your mind, Neptune! And the Third Quarter moon, being 22.4 days old, is currently in its "I-don't-know-what-I-want-to-be-when-I-grow-up" phase. I mean, who hasn't been there, right? But this moon phase is urging you to let go of what's not working in your life. It might be time to declutter. Yes, that includes your collection of limited edition, glow-in-the-dark rubber ducks. So, Pisces, take a deep, calming breath. Embrace the retrograde madness, tidy up your life, and remember to floss. You're a fish, swim against the current! #RetrogradeRodeo #DentalHygieneIsKey #GlowingDucks #AstrologyLaw Remember, the stars can't control your destiny if you're controlling the remote. Stay groovy, Pisces!

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SignToday Is Posting: 10.07.2023 08:52:01 (pis-10-07-2023)