Pisces Report

"Pisces, Ready to Swim in Cosmic Soup? The Universe is Stirring Your Starry Pot!"

The next Pisces will start in 209 days, at Wednesday, 19 February, 2025

The moon is currently in Pisces

Mercury moves to Pisces in 205 days, at Saturday, 15 February, 2025

Venus moves to Pisces in 162 days, at Friday, 03 January, 2025

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.2 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

Hey there, my Piscean pals! With all this Piscean power going on, you might be feeling a little like a fish out of water. Or perhaps, like a fish IN water... but like, too much water. You know, when you've left the fishbowl running and suddenly your guppy's got a king-size swimming pool? Ah, the perils of being a water sign in a water moon, with Saturn and Neptune both going retrograde in your sign. It's like a cosmic pool party where the lifeguard has decided to take a nap. Now, as for Saturn, old man time is moonwalking in your sign. He's throwing a retro party, and you're the guest of honor. This might throw up some life lessons from the past. Don't panic. Remember the 80s survived the mullet, you'll survive this. Neptune, your ruling planet, is also in retrograde in Pisces. Now, Neptune is the lord of dreams, so things might feel a bit like you're walking through a Salvador Dali painting these days. Time might melt, elephants might fly, and don't even get me started on your dreams. They could be a continual rerun of 'The Big Bang Theory' but with Sheldon actually understanding social norms. #AliensDidIt With the waning gibbous moon 19.2 days old, it's like the universe is telling you to start wrapping things up. Like that hobby you started during quarantine. Remember, learning the bagpipes seemed like a good idea at the time, but your neighbors have filed enough noise complaints. So Pisces, swim with the current, but remember, even in the deepest waters, you have the ability to float. Embrace the chaos, find humor in the confusion, and remember - retrogrades end, but memes are forever. #PiscesPower #CosmicPoolParty #RetrogradeRuckus #MemeMagic

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SignToday Is Posting: 25.07.2024 08:52:01 (pis-25-07-2024)