Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Prepare for a Cosmic Crab Walk as Neptune Gets Tangled in Your Pincers - It's time to Embrace Your Inner Sheldon Cooper!"

The next Cancer will start in 206 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer tomorrow, at Wednesday, 29 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 203 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 202 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

Mars moves to Cancer in 282 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024

The Full moon is currently 15.7 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Well, hello there, Cancer! Or should I call you "Moon Child" because we know how much you're enamored with our lovely lunar neighbor. It's currently rocking a full 15.7 days old - a ripe old age in Moon Years! This month, the stars are aligning just like those Tetris blocks you never seem to get right. (You know what I mean, Level 9 is a beast!) It's a celestial puzzle that's shaping up to be quite the doozy. But don't worry, my crabby friends, your shell is made for this! Your ruling planet, the Moon, is so full right now, it's practically spilling over with cosmic energy. Maybe it ate too much stardust? (Just between us, I think it's on a celestial cheese binge.) Harness this energy and use it to your advantage. Time to break out of your shell and moonwalk towards the future you've been dreaming of. Don’t forget, though, the moon also controls the tides. So, if you find yourself crying over spilt milk or that sad scene in the last anime episode you watched, blame it on the moon. It's not you, it's your ruling planet. This month, let your emotions ebb and flow with the lunar cycle. Embrace the high tide of your feelings. If anyone questions it, just tell them you're being “astronomically emotional” and watch their confusion. And remember, when life gives you lemons, squeeze them into some cosmic tea and share it with the universe. #CosmicCrab #LunarLaughter #MoonCheeseBinge #TetrisStarAlignment

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SignToday Is Posting: 28.11.2023 07:32:01 (can-28-11-2023)