Cancer Report

"Crab People! Brace Yourselves for Galactic Shenanigans - Your Moon is in Retrograde and Your Stars are Doing the Cha-Cha!"

The next Cancer will start in 331 days, at Saturday, 21 June, 2025

The Moon moves to Cancer in 7 days, at Thursday, 01 August, 2024

Mercury moves to Cancer in 319 days, at Monday, 09 June, 2025

Mars moves to Cancer in 42 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024

Jupiter moves to Cancer in 320 days, at Tuesday, 10 June, 2025

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.1 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

Alrighty then, Cancer, listen up! You know how they say the moon affects us all, right? Well, currently our dear old galactic cheese ball is 19.1 days old, sitting rather smugly in its waning gibbous phase. And you, my friend, are likely feeling it more than most! Let's get to the sciencey bit. The waning gibbous moon is all about reflection and introspection - like looking in the mirror after a night out and realizing you've got spinach stuck in your teeth. Oh, the humanity! So, this week, dear Cancer, it's time to take a long hard look at yourself. Did you really need that third helping of nachos last night? Was it worth breaking your couch's springs for? I'm not judging, just... food for thought. Also, don't be surprised if during this time, you start feeling like a moody teenager again. It's the moon, my friend, not a midlife crisis. So, don't be too harsh on yourself. Remember, even the moon has its phases and not all of them are full. This is also the perfect time to think about what you want to let go of. Like that 1998 'NSYNC tour tee that you've been holding onto for far too long. It's time to say 'Bye Bye Bye' to the past and make room for new beginnings! On the bright side, the gravitational pull of the moon will slightly increase your body mass, so technically, you're not gaining weight - you're just becoming more attractive! 😉 Hashtags for your week, my crabby friend: #WaningGibbousVibes, #NachoRegrets, #MoodyMoonMagic, #NSYNCnostalgia, #GravitationalGains Remember, Cancer, the universe might be infinite, but life’s too short to keep stuff that doesn't spark joy. Keep your chin up, and your telescope focused. Until next time!

#Cancer

SignToday Is Posting: 25.07.2024 07:32:01 (can-25-07-2024)