Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancer, Prepare to Retreat into Your Shell: Mercury Retrograde is Coming and It's Bringing All Its Baggage!"

The next Cancer will start in 132 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 9 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Cancer in 129 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 128 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

Mars moves to Cancer in 208 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024

The New moon is currently 0.4 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Cancer, oh Cancer, the crab of the celestial sea. It's time to come out of your shell. The New Moon is but a wee babe at 0.4 days old, so young, so innocent, so...moonish. In this lunar phase, it's like a fresh server reset in an online game. All your past blunders? Gone. That awkward moment when you thought the elevator was empty and let one rip, only to find your boss standing in the corner? Erased from the cosmic memory. It's a fresh start, and with this new moon energy, it's the perfect time to embark on a new project. Have you been considering building a scale model of the Battlestar Galactica out of recycled materials? Now's the time! Maybe you've been meaning to research the scientific validity of the theory that we're all just Sims in someone else's computer game? Go for it! Remember, Cancer, you're not just a crab, you're a space crab. You've got the whole universe at your claws. Just be careful not to get too caught up in your shell, or you might miss the alien invasion. In love, keep your feelers out for potential partners who appreciate your unique blend of nerdiness, humor, and knowledge of obscure Star Trek trivia. Your lucky number for the week is 42, because, well, it's the answer to life, the universe, and everything. Keep reaching for the stars, Cancer. Just don't forget your telescope. #CrabNebula #SpaceCrabs #NewMoonNewMe #42IsTheAnswer

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SignToday Is Posting: 10.02.2024 07:32:01 (can-10-02-2024)