Cancer Report

"Make Crabs Great Again! Cancer's Cosmic Takeover: Expect Huge Walls of Emotion and Tremendous Lunar Blessings!"

The next Cancer will start in 74 days, at Thursday, 22 June, 2023

The Moon moves to Cancer in 16 days, at Tuesday, 25 April, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 79 days, at Tuesday, 27 June, 2023

Venus moves to Cancer in 29 days, at Monday, 08 May, 2023

Mars is currently in Cancer

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.9 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Hey there, Cancer dudes and dudettes! I've been gazing into the cosmos, and let me tell you, Mars is just chilling in your sign like a cool cat at a vegan drum circle. So, what's the haps for you cosmic crustaceans this lunar cycle? Let's dive in! With Mars gatecrashing your space party, you'll be feeling more energized than a caffeinated lemur doing quantum physics. It's time to boldly go where no crab has gone before and start exploring new frontiers in your life. Take that pottery course, learn Klingon, or maybe just dance like nobody's watching (even though your cat is totally judging you). Now, don't forget the Waning Gibbous moon, which is about 17.9 days old but doesn't look a day over 12. She's whispering sweet nothings to your intuition, so trust those gut feelings even if they seem as illogical as a hedgehog running a balloon store. They'll lead you to groovy new experiences, and hey, maybe even a new best bud named Moonbeam. But be warned - in this lunar phase, emotions are as unpredictable as a game of Monopoly with a kleptomaniac alien. Keep your cool, Cancer pals, and remember that it's all just a ride through the cosmic funfair. So strap in, grab some veggie corn dogs, and enjoy the journey! Here's your galactic hashtags for this out-of-this-world horoscope: #CosmicCrustaceans #MarsPartyCrashers #WaningGibbousWisdom #DancingCatsJudgingYou #HedgehogBalloonVendor #CaffeinatedLemursInSpace Peace, love, and quasars, my astro-friends!

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