Cancer Report

"Great Scott! Cancerians, Brace Yourselves for a Temporal Displacement of Cosmic Energies. Flux Capacitor Not Included!"

The next Cancer will start in 287 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The moon is currently in Cancer

Mercury moves to Cancer in 284 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 283 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

Mars moves to Cancer in 363 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 23.4 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Greetings, my cosmic crustaceans! As the moon takes a dip in your celestial waters, it seems your stars are aligning in the most intriguing ways. The moon, now a grizzled veteran of 23.4 days, is in its Third Quarter phase, making it a perfect time for you to reflect on past endeavors and plot your future course. You see, Cancer, in the grand tapestry of the cosmos, you're much like a Tribble - cute, endearing, and capable of replicating your ideas at an alarming rate. But remember, even a Tribble can cause a Klingon to scream if it's not careful. So, as the moon nestles into your sign, be wary of any potential intergalactic disputes. It's not every day that your ruling planet takes up residence in your backyard, after all. Utilize this time to harness your intrinsic intuitive nature and make peace with your internal Klingons (we all have them). The Third Quarter moon phase signifies a time of letting go, much like when Dr. Bashir finally accepted that he couldn't beat me at Tongo. Take this as a sign to release anything that doesn't serve you. Don't cling onto old grudges, they're about as useful as a malfunctioning holosuite. Proceed with the grace and tenacity of a Starfleet officer navigating through the Gamma Quadrant. And remember, it's okay to retreat into your shell from time to time. After all, even the Enterprise needed a good round of maintenance occasionally. So, boldly go into the next week, Cancer. And remember - keep your phasers set on stunning! #CancerHoroscope #StarTrekAstrology #ThirdQuarterMoon #MoonInCancer #MakeItSoCancer.

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SignToday Is Posting: 08.09.2023 07:32:01 (can-08-09-2023)