Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves for a Stellar Rollercoaster: Cylons Couldn't Predict This Galactic Mayhem!"

The next Cancer will start in 137 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 14 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Cancer in 134 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 133 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

Mars moves to Cancer in 213 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.4 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Oh, hello there Cancer! I see the Waning Crescent moon is doing its best to hide from us, being 24.4 days old and all. But don't worry, it's not playing hide and seek, just its usual celestial game of peekaboo! Now, the moon is as thin as a wafer mint right now, a little like your patience with people who don't understand the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek. (Seriously, how hard is it? One has magical space monks with laser swords, the other has pointy-eared logical aliens and a ship called Enterprise!) This moon phase is all about releasing and letting go, much like when you finally accept that not everyone will understand your love for quantum physics or macrame owls. It's time to let go of the need to correct every person who confuses their warp drives with their hyperdrives. You're feeling a strong pull towards organising your comic book collection again, aren't you? Resist it! The universe wants you to focus on the real world for a bit. Maybe even talk to an actual human. Face-to-face. I know, scary thought, right? Your love life is looking up, and by up I mean in the direction of the Andromeda galaxy, which is a nice change from the usual black hole it's been. Just remember, when you find your Princess or Prince Leia, don't start the conversation with "I am your father." It's creepy and it won't end well. So, dear Cancer, embrace the waning crescent's energy, release your inner Sheldon, and remember, life is like a box of chocolates... but it's more fun when you pretend it’s a TARDIS. #CancerHoroscope #WaningCrescent #NerdyAstrology #RedDwarfStyle #SpaceIsThePlace #GeekLife

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SignToday Is Posting: 05.02.2024 07:32:01 (can-05-02-2024)