Virgo Report

"Hey Virgo, Better Polish Those Glasses! Uranus is Retrograding and it's Going to Get Messier than a Quantum Physics Symposium After-Party!"

The next Virgo will start in 206 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The moon is currently in Virgo

Mercury moves to Virgo in 178 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 188 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.9 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Hey there, Virgo! The moon's in your sign, just like a clingy ex. And not just any moon, oh no, it's a Waning Gibbous who's 18.9 years old. It's got the maturity of a teenager who just got their driver's license - unpredictable and full of surprises! This moon has been around the sun a few times, just like you, but its current phase suggests that it's time to take a chill pill. So lean back, grab some popcorn, and start binge-watching your favorite sci-fi series. Maybe even "The Chronicles of Riddick", huh? Fancy that. Now, don't be surprised if the universe sends you some unexpected curveballs. But remember, you're a Virgo. You've got the analytical prowess of a Vulcan, the adaptability of a Time Lord, and the resilience of a Sith Lord. So when life gives you lemons this week, just remember... those lemons are probably alien fruit from another dimension. Make some interdimensional lemonade, why don't you? This week, keep an eye out for the unexpected, stay flexible, and maintain your sense of humor. You’ve got this, Virgo. The cosmos is just another playground for your brilliant mind. #VirgoVibes #WaningGibbous #ChroniclesOfRiddick #AstrologyNerd #InterdimensionalLemonade

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SignToday Is Posting: 30.01.2024 07:52:01 (vir-30-01-2024)