Virgo Report

"Virgo Forecast: You're Gonna Build a Wall... of Success! And Guess What? Mercury's going to pay for it!"

The next Virgo will start in 238 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 3 days, at Monday, 01 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Virgo in 210 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 220 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 16.9 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Hey there, Virgo! This week, the Waning Gibbous moon, currently at a spry 16.9 days old (not that we're counting), is hanging out in your corner of the galaxy. As an Earth sign, you're probably feeling a bit like Chief O'Brien when he's trying to fix the station's plasma conduits... for the third time in one day. You're grounded, practical, and a bit stressed, but hey, who wouldn't be? Pluto is sending signals your way that could disrupt your usual routine. So, remember when Quark tried to sell self-sealing stem bolts? Yeah, it might feel a bit like that. But don't let it throw you off your game, Virgo. Embrace the unexpected, even if it seems as enticing as a plate of gagh. While Mercury, your ruling planet, is doing its best impersonation of a cloaked Romulan Warbird. It's there, you just can't see it clearly. Communication may feel a bit off, like you're talking in Klingon and everyone else is responding in Bajoran. Don't fret, though. Just channel your inner Dax and navigate these confusing conversations with your usual logic and charm. In love, you might feel like you’re playing a game of tongo with a Ferengi. Remember, it's all about the risk. So, whether you're engaging thrusters or simply saying, "I love you" in 27 different languages (looking at you, Universal Translator), be bold! Your lucky number this week is 47, the same number of Tribbles I found in my quarters last Tuesday. Oh, and your lucky color? That's Starfleet Command Gold, of course! Stay stellar, Virgo! #WarpSpeedAhead #VirgoVoyages #StarTrekStellarPredictions #ScienceAndSilliness

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SignToday Is Posting: 29.12.2023 07:52:01 (vir-29-12-2023)