Virgo Report

"Virgo's Weekly Forecast: Expect Cosmic Tidiness Overload, Mercury Goes Retrograde and your OCD is NOT Amused!"

The next Virgo will start in 209 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo tomorrow, at Sunday, 28 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Virgo in 181 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 191 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The Full moon is currently 16.2 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Greetings, Virgo! You are about to embark on a journey akin to one of those thrilling, yet slightly terrifying, holodeck experiences. As the full moon reaches 16.2 days old - and yes, I've been counting like a Vulcan on a math high - it's time for you to engage warp speed and boldly go where no Virgo has gone before! Don't worry, your captain (that's me, your favorite astrological Borg) is here with some spicy advice, fresher than Neelix's leola root casserole. This week, you'll need to channel your inner Captain Janeway, standing firm in your decisions and sipping that coffee like it's the elixir of life. Your communicator might chirp with a few unexpected messages, but don't let that rattle you. Instead, respond with the cool confidence of Tuvok dealing with yet another questionable decision by Tom Paris. And remember, Virgos are akin to Starfleet engineers. You're practical, detail-oriented, and when push comes to shove, you can make a warp drive from a handful of rocks and some duct tape. So, don't be afraid to take on any challenges this week. But beware of any Ferengi-like characters trying to sell you a deal that's too good to be true. Use your tricorder (or just your common sense) to assess the situation before signing on the dotted line. Finally, take some time to stargaze (or space gaze, if you will). The celestial bodies have a way of putting things into perspective - just ask Chakotay about his spirit guide! So, to sum it all up, engage your shields, set a course for success, and remember: Resistance is futile when it comes to embracing your true self. #VirgoVoyager #BorgHoroscope #WarpSpeedWisdom #FullMoonFunnies #StarTrekAstrology

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SignToday Is Posting: 27.01.2024 07:52:01 (vir-27-01-2024)