Virgo Report

"Virgo, It's Time to Polish Your Spiritual Armor! Galactic Vibrations Predict a Bounty of Opportunities!"

The next Virgo will start in 179 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The moon is currently in Virgo

Mercury moves to Virgo in 151 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 161 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The Full moon is currently 16.4 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Hey there, my detail-oriented Virgo friends! It seems the moon is currently hanging out in your neck of the woods - or should I say, your patch of the cosmos? Having the moon chilling in your sign is something akin to having a cosmic roommate. So, be prepared for some deep introspection and emotional house cleaning. Now, I know you Virgos tend to be perfectionists, but remember, even the universe isn't perfect. Yes, I know, shocking! The Big Bang was more of a "Medium-Sized Bang That Got Lucky," but we don't hold it against the Universe. So, don't hold yourself to higher standards than, you know, the entire cosmos. The Full Moon is 16.4 days old. If the moon was a loaf of bread, it'd be past the sell-by date by now. But unlike stale bread, an older moon brings wisdom, not food poisoning. This means it's time to wrap up any lingering projects or confrontations you've been avoiding. Trust me, you don't want to be the one left holding the cosmic hot potato. Alright, my logical, earth-bound Virgos, keep your feet on the ground, your head in the stars, and your heart in everything you do. Remember, the Universe has your back even when it feels like it's got your wallet. Hashtags for today: #MoonRoomie #BigBangMediumBang #CosmicHotPotato #UniverseGotYourWallet Stay stellar, Virgos!

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SignToday Is Posting: 26.02.2024 07:52:01 (vir-26-02-2024)