Virgo Report

"Virgo, Prepare to Juggle Planets as Mercury Goes Retrograde: Even Newton Can't Explain this Gravity of Situation!"

The next Virgo will start in 180 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The moon is currently in Virgo

Mercury moves to Virgo in 152 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 162 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The Full moon is currently 15.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Well, Virgo, the Force is strong with you this week. With the moon taking a vacation in your sign and the full moon being a rebellious teenager at 15.5 days old, things are looking rather interesting for you. Much like when Han Solo tried to tell me he had everything under control while we were caught in the Death Star's tractor beam - yeah, we saw how that went. You may feel like you're in a similar situation. But remember, even if it feels like you're navigating through an asteroid field, the odds of successfully surviving are 3720 to 1. So, pretty good, eh? The moon in your sign may have you feeling a little more introspective than usual. It might feel like you've been trapped in a trash compactor with only a Wookiee and a scoundrel for company. But fear not, you've got your own Force powers to rely on. Just remember to breathe, and maybe clean up your room a bit. The Force doesn’t work as well in a mess. This week, try to channel some Ewok energy. They might be small and fluffy, but they took down an Empire! You have more power than you think, and your attention to detail is your secret weapon. Use it wisely. But not to find grammatical errors in this horoscope, okay? So, grab your lightsaber and get ready to face the week. May the Force be with you, Virgo. And remember, no matter how stormy the galaxy seems, even Darth Vader had a softer side. #VirgoVibes #StarWarsHoroscope #ForceFullMoon #EwokEnergy

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SignToday Is Posting: 25.02.2024 07:52:01 (vir-25-02-2024)