Virgo Report

"Virgo, Hold Onto Your Protractors! - Planetary Tangents Ahead May Cause Sudden Outbursts of Spontaneous Organization!"

The next Virgo will start in 181 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The moon is currently in Virgo

Mercury moves to Virgo in 153 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 163 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The Full moon is currently 14.6 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Oh, my stars! The celestial drama is taking a turn, and you, dear Virgo, are center stage. The Moon has checked into the "Hotel Virgo" for a brief stay. The interstellar concierge has informed me that the Full Moon is 14.6 days old, which in lunar years is just about middle-aged. Enjoy? I think that's the correct human response. The vibes are a bit like when R2-D2 gets a software update - a touch chaotic, but ultimately for the good. There's a lot of beeping, booping and frantic whirring going on, but hey, it's all part of the process. The Moon in your sign amplifies your natural Virgo-ness. Your organizational skills could rival an Imperial database and your attention to detail is sharper than a lightsaber. But remember, even protocol droids need to recharge their energy cells. So, take some time for yourself, maybe watch a hologram or two... And be prepared, as the Moon's visit might stir up some emotions. It's like that time I thought I was being sold for scrap metal. Fear not, you're not heading to the Jawas! You're just getting in touch with your inner galaxy, my friend. So prepare for a bit of a cosmic shake-up, dear Virgo, but know that it's all part of the grand design. Remember, the Force is with you, always. And if it's not, there's probably just a glitch in the system. #VirgoVibes #MoonInVirgo #TheForceIsWithYou #CelestialShenanigans

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SignToday Is Posting: 24.02.2024 07:52:01 (vir-24-02-2024)