Virgo Report

"Virgo's Voyage: Buckle Up for Cosmic Cleaning! Mercury in Retrograde gets a Swiffer!"

The next Virgo will start in 212 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 4 days, at Sunday, 28 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Virgo in 184 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 194 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The Full moon is currently 13.5 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Good evening, Virgo! The full moon is 13.5 days old, halfway between a teenager and a toddler, so be prepared for some cosmic mood swings. It's like the moon can't decide whether it wants to slam its bedroom door or throw its mashed peas on the floor. The stars are calling for you to make amends with that Gemini you've been feuding with. I'm sure they didn't mean to steal your parking spot, borrow your stapler, or forget your Netflix password. Honest mistake, right? #ForgiveAndForget #GeminiDidntMeanIt Mercury, your ruling planet, is dressed up as a politician this week, promising change and prosperity. Just remember, the only thing guaranteed about politicians is that they'll talk a lot and wear too much hairspray. But don’t worry, unlike your local MP, Mercury won’t backtrack on its promises… hopefully. #PoliticianPlanet #MercuryRetrogradeWho? In the world of love, it's time to stop scrolling through Tinder while you're on the treadmill. Love might be a marathon, not a sprint, but it's hard to see through all that sweat. Plus, we all know that left swipe was an accident. You were just trying to wipe off your screen... right? #SwipeRight #WorkoutAndChill Lastly, remember to wear mismatched socks tomorrow. Your quirky fashion sense will catch the eye of an important stranger... or at least make them laugh. Either way, it’s a win. #FashionForward #SockGameStrong So, dear Virgo, brace yourself for a week filled with forgiveness, Mercury's political antics, accidental left swipes, and a possible sock-related meet-cute. It might be weird, but that's how the cosmos likes it. Stay groovy, Virgo! #StayGroovy #VirgoVibes

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SignToday Is Posting: 24.01.2024 07:52:01 (vir-24-01-2024)