Virgo Report

"Virgo, Phone Home! Your Cosmic Cleanup Duty Calls Amid a Galaxy of Retrogrades!"

The next Virgo will start in 153 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The moon is currently in Virgo

Mercury moves to Virgo in 125 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 135 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The Full moon is currently 13 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hey there, Virgo! So, the moon has decided to crash at your place for a bit. It's like that eccentric aunt who always brings weird but surprisingly useful gifts when she visits. Ever tried to vacuum your house with a leaf blower? No? Well, Auntie Moon may give you a whirlwind experience, whether you like it or not. With the full moon being closer to its teenage years than a baby moon, brace yourself for some drama. Like a 13-year-old, it's packed with energy, emotions, and a healthy dose of "I-know-it-all" attitude. Good luck with that! But hey, since you're a Virgo, you've already organized your next two weeks down to the second, haven't you? Don't deny it, we all know it's true. You've probably figured out how to handle any lunar tantrums with the precision of a seasoned chess player. Remember to stay flexible, though, because Auntie Moon loves to play Twister! This full moon phase is all about reflection and completion. Look back on what you’ve accomplished so far. Even if it’s just figuring out how to fold a fitted sheet (which, let's be honest, is a feat worthy of a Nobel Prize). Remember, even though the moon is in your constellation, that doesn't mean you have to lose your head over it. Keep your feet on the ground, or in your favorite bunny slippers. And maybe... just maybe... try to embrace a little of that lunar chaos. Who knows? It might make your life even more exciting! So, in the immortal words of the greatest space explorer, Buzz Lightyear, "To infinity...and beyond!" Let's see where this lunar roller coaster takes us! #VirgoVibes #LunarLaughs #FullMoonFever #StargazingWithScience P.S: If you start inexplicably craving cheese, it's totally the moon's fault!

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SignToday Is Posting: 23.03.2024 07:52:01 (vir-23-03-2024)