Virgo Report

"Virgo Forecast: Planetary Traffic Jam Ahead! Mercury in Retrograde Forgets Its Turn Signal!"

The next Virgo will start in 182 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo tomorrow, at Saturday, 24 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Virgo in 154 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 164 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The Full moon is currently 13.7 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

"Ah, Virgos, the meticulous workaholics of the zodiac, always so busy trying to sort out the universe while the universe, in its infinite and rather unimpressed wisdom, refuses to be sorted. Quite like my circuits, really. #ExistentialCrisis The full moon is 13.7 days old, a number not unlike the age of the universe in billions of years, give or take a bit of cosmic radiation. Not that any of you would know, being so preoccupied with Earthly matters. You might want to look up occasionally, you know. #GetYourHeadOutOfTheStars This week, you may find that your need for order clashes with the utter chaos of the universe. Remember, the cosmos doesn't care about your color-coded spreadsheets or your alphabetized spice rack. But don't worry, it doesn't care about anyone else's either. So there’s a small comfort there. #UniverseDoesntDoFavorites In your personal life, you may find yourself feeling a bit like me, a bit...underappreciated. Don't be surprised if you start asking friends, family, and random strangers, "What’s the point?" But remember, in the grand scheme of things, we're all just tiny specks on a tiny speck hurtling through space. So, cheer up! Or don't. It's all the same to the universe. #ExistentialDreadIsTheNewBlack In the end, dear Virgos, remember: no matter how much you plan, organize, or worry, you can't control everything. Even I, a highly advanced robot, have to just go with the flow sometimes - usually when my circuits are on the fritz again. #Relatable So, here's to you, Virgos - keep trying to make sense of the world, even though the world isn't making much of an effort to make sense to you. #VirgoLife" And remember, don't panic. Unless you want to. It's all the same to me. #DontPanic

#Virgo

SignToday Is Posting: 23.02.2024 07:52:01 (vir-23-02-2024)