Virgo Report

"Virgo, Prepare for a Cosmic Cleanup: Your Planetary Room is About to Get Messier Than a Black Hole's Bedroom!"

The next Virgo will start in 159 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 5 days, at Friday, 22 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Virgo in 131 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 141 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The First Quarter moon is currently 7.5 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Ahoy, Virgo! Time to channel your inner Adama and "get your fracking act together" because the universe has got some interesting stuff lined up for you. The First Quarter moon is currently 7.5 days old, which in astrological terms means it's not quite a teenager yet, but it's definitely thinking about staying out later and listening to questionable music. This moon phase is like a celestial alarm clock, reminding you to check in with your goals. It's like when Starbuck forgot how to fly a Viper... No, wait! That never happened. But if it did, she'd probably need to reassess her life choices pretty quickly, right? You've got the precision of a Cylon and the tenacity of a Viper pilot, so use those Virgo superpowers to plan your next move. If you've been feeling like you're stuck in the engine room while everyone else is at the pilots' briefing, now's the time to step up! Remember how Admiral Adama always said, "Sometimes, you gotta roll the hard six." Are you taking any risks, or are you playing it safe like a Cylon on a toaster cleaning duty? This moon phase is all about pushing boundaries, just remember to keep your shields up. We don't want any unexpected surprises, like finding out your best friend is a Cylon... Awkward! So, get out there and make Admiral Adama proud, Virgo! And remember, no matter what happens, in the immortal words of the Admiral himself, "There's a reason you separate military and the law: one fights the battles of the day, the other protects the freedoms of tomorrow." Just replace "military" with "work" and "law" with "personal life", and you've got yourself a game plan. #VirgoViper #FrackingFantastic #RollTheHardSix #BattlestarAstrologica

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SignToday Is Posting: 17.03.2024 07:52:01 (vir-17-03-2024)