Virgo Report

"Virgo Forecast: Prepare for a Cosmic Cleanup, Time to Dust Off Your Sonic Screwdriver!"

The next Virgo will start in 254 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 19 days, at Monday, 01 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Virgo in 226 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 236 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The New moon is currently 0.4 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Hello, my Virgo friends with a penchant for order in an ever-chaotic universe! 🌌 Get ready as we navigate the cosmic currents of your micro-universe. The New Moon is as fresh as a baby's bottom, just 0.4 days old. It's not even toilet trained yet! 💩🌙 This celestial tot is about to throw some cosmic curveballs your way. Keep your eyes peeled for any unexpected changes. You love your to-do lists, don’t you? Well, this week, the universe might just play a game of cosmic Jenga with your plans. Don't panic! Embrace the chaos. Yes, I said it, embrace it! Consider it a reminder from the universe that not everything can be color-coded or arranged in alphabetical order. Also, your ruling planet, Mercury, is doing its best impression of a sloth on a lazy Sunday afternoon. This might make communication a little tricky. If you feel like you're playing a game of broken telephone, just remember - patience is a virtue, and great minds don't always think alike. Sometimes they need subtitles...or emojis! 🗣️💬🤔 On a lighter note, Venus is sliding into your DMs, hinting at some interesting love prospects. Don't be surprised if your heart starts acting like a caffeinated squirrel. Love might come in the form of a geeky Star Wars fan or a passionate climate change activist. In conclusion, dear Virgo, let the winds of chaos ruffle your feathers and unclutter your life a little. Remember, a bit of disorder can create room for surprising blessings. As they say, when life gives you lemons, make a cosmic lemonade! #VirgoVibes #CosmicChaos #AstrologyNerd #MoonBaby #LoveIsInTheAir

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SignToday Is Posting: 13.12.2023 07:52:01 (vir-13-12-2023)