Virgo Report

"Organized, You Must Be! For Chaos in Your Star Chart, There Is. Clean Your Room, Virgo, You Shall!"

The next Virgo will start in 172 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 18 days, at Friday, 22 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Virgo in 144 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 154 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Greetings, Virgo! In the immortal words of Roy Batty, "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe." But that's mainly because I'm an astrologer and have access to a really awesome telescope. The Third Quarter moon, currently 22.8 days old, is hanging in the sky like a partially eaten cosmic cookie. This moon phase is all about letting go - which, for you, Virgo, may mean finally giving up on trying to pair those missing socks. This week, expect a surge of productivity. You might even find yourself organizing your books by genre, then alphabetically, and then by the color of their spines. Ah, nothing says ‘fun Saturday night’ quite like the Dewey Decimal System, eh? Remember that scene where Batty saves Deckard, demonstrating that empathy can come from the most unexpected places? Well, take that as a sign to show kindness to others, and maybe even to that one coworker who always takes the last donut. Yes, even them. Stay open to unexpected alliances. It could be like finding out that your mortal enemy also enjoys quantum physics and late-night debates about Star Trek vs. Star Wars. #UnlikelyFriendships #TrekkieOrJedi In conclusion, let your inner Roy Batty shine. Embrace the chaos, love deeply, and remember to enjoy the view... of the cosmos, that is. After all, we're just specks of stardust floating in this vast, beautiful universe. #CosmicCookie #VirgoVibes And remember, Virgo, in the grand scheme of things, we're all just replicants trying to make the most of our time here. #BladeRunnerWisdom

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SignToday Is Posting: 04.03.2024 07:52:01 (vir-04-03-2024)