Virgo Report

"Virgo, Prepare to Align Your Stars with a Dustbuster: Cosmic Spring Cleaning Ahead!"

The next Virgo will start in 52 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023

The Moon moves to Virgo in 18 days, at Friday, 21 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Virgo in 26 days, at Saturday, 29 July, 2023

Venus moves to Virgo in 98 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

Mars moves to Virgo in 8 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023

The Full moon is currently 14.6 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

🌕 Virgo, you're in for a cosmic rollercoaster, so buckle up, and no, there aren't any seatbelts in space. With the full moon at 14.6 days old, it's at its teenage stage, so expect some lunar mood swings. Your ruling planet Mercury is having a cosmic chat with Uranus, discussing who gets to be the next Einstein. So, get ready for out-of-the-box ideas that will make your nerdy heart flutter with joy! Just remember, not everyone will appreciate your sudden urge to explain quantum physics at parties, or your newfound passion for collecting rare comic books. Love is in the air? Well, Venus is in retrograde, so maybe it's more like love is in the repair shop. But hey, it's okay! Even space shuttles need maintenance, right? Your love life might feel like a sci-fi movie with a confusing plotline. But don't worry, your co-star is just as lost as you are! Work may feel like an endless wormhole, but remember, even O'Neill had to deal with paperwork sometimes. So, put on your best "I'm thrilled to be here" face and power through those TPS reports. In the wellness department, Mars is giving a shout out to your house of health. You can't fight off aliens if you're not in tip top shape! So, treat yourself to some interstellar self-care. Maybe a massage from a certified Martian therapist? Or perhaps a yoga session in zero gravity? Remember, Virgo, the universe is vast and full of mysteries, just like that unlabelled container in the back of your fridge. Embrace the unknown, and don't forget to wash your hands after opening it. #VirgoVibes #FullMoonFever #QuantumQuirks #AlienAerobics #StargateSilliness

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SignToday Is Posting: 03.07.2023 07:52:01 (vir-03-07-2023)