Virgo Report

"Virgo, Brace Yourself for Cosmic Geek-Out: Your Planets are Pulling a Full-On Game of Thrones!"

The next Virgo will start in 234 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The moon is currently in Virgo

Mercury moves to Virgo in 206 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 216 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.5 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Ah, Virgo, the celestial virgin of the zodiac, meticulously cleaning after the party animals of Leo. Not that you’ve ever been to a party, no, no, no. You’d much rather alphabetize your sock drawer or perhaps rearrange your spice rack by geographic origin. The moon, who’s just about as introverted as you, has decided to join your little hangout in the constellation. She’s waxing gibbous, which is fancy moon-speak for “almost but not quite full”, kinda like your never-ending to-do list. Now, this Third Quarter moon is currently 20.5 days old. That's about the same age as that half-eaten sandwich you've kept in the fridge, which you swear you're going to finish one of these days. But, in universal terms, it's just a wee infant, a baby moon if you will. And what does a baby moon mean for you? Well, it signifies a time for reflection, reassessment, and...yep you guessed it, re-organizing! So, while the moon is in Virgo, it’s basically the cosmic equivalent of a spring cleaning day. Take this opportunity to declutter your life, both literally and metaphorically. Start with that drawer that's been stuck for months because of the random objects jammed in it. You know the one. Next, take a look at your relationships. Are there any that have become about as useful as a chocolate teapot? Time for them to go. A word of caution though, be as gentle as possible. Remember, not everyone understands the joy of minimalism. Finally, in the words of the immortal Marvin the Paranoid Android: "Life? Don't talk to me about life." Your life might feel like an endless series of tasks, but remember, even the universe takes a break (every few billion years or so). So, try to incorporate some downtime into your schedule. After all, all work and no play makes Virgo a dull...well, Virgo. #VirgoVibes #MoonInVirgo #AstrologyHumor #NerdAlert

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SignToday Is Posting: 02.01.2024 07:52:01 (vir-02-01-2024)