"Scorpio: Expect Cosmic Shenanigans as Mars Crosses Path with Your Morning Coffee: It's Not the End of the Universe, Just Feels Like It."
Scorpio is the eighth astrological sign in the Zodiac, originating from the constellation of Scorpius. It spans 210°–2400° ecliptic longitude. Under the tropical zodiac, the sun transits this area on average from October 23 to November 22.
"Scorpio: Expect Cosmic Shenanigans as Mars Crosses Path with Your Morning Coffee: It's Not the End of the Universe, Just Feels Like It."
"Scorpio, brace your stardust for a cosmic roller coaster! Like a red alert on the USS Voyager, your star alignment is about to get warp-speed wobbly!"