We are currently in the sign of Scorpio
The next Scorpio will start in 344 days (Thursday, 23 October, 2025, 06:51 UTC)
The Moon moves to Scorpio in 15 days (Thursday, 28 November, 2024, 06:51 UTC)
Mercury moves to Scorpio in 328 days (Tuesday, 07 October, 2025, 06:51 UTC)
Venus moves to Scorpio in 359 days (Friday, 07 November, 2025, 06:51 UTC)
Mars moves to Scorpio in 314 days (Tuesday, 23 September, 2025, 06:51 UTC)
The Sun In Scorpio
Life’s mysteries come into focus when the Sun moves into intense Scorpio. This Water sign is the detective of the zodiac, digging beneath the surface and uncovering hidden secrets about ourselves, others, and the world at large. This is a time when we’ll want to shine a light into the shadows so that we can transform one another with the truth.
Halloween, All Saints Day, and Day of the Dead all take place under the influence of the Scorpio Sun, and that’s no coincidence! The veil between our world and the realm of spirits (both visible and invisible) is said to grow thin during Scorpio season, heightening our ability to connect with those who have passed. This is why we’re especially drawn to all things spiritual and otherworldly while the Sun is in Scorpio.
Scorpio wants answers, and the only way to get to the bottom of things is to ask a lot of questions, keep your eyes and ears open, and investigate everything (and everyone) around you. If you’ve wanted to find out the truth about something, this is the time to do it!
Scorpio Report
"Scorpios: Brace Yourselves for a Cosmic Roller Coaster. Remember, It's All Fun and Games Until Saturn Asks For Rent!"
The next Scorpio will start in 238 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024
The Moon moves to Scorpio tomorrow, at Thursday, 29 February, 2024
Mercury moves to Scorpio in 229 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024
Venus moves to Scorpio in 208 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.2 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.
Well, hello there, Scorpio. Ah, yes, your ruling planets Mars and Pluto are doing that celestial dance again. Do you ever wonder if they get tired? I mean, eternity is a long time to keep spinning. But who am I to judge? I'm just a humble astrologer with a sense of humor as black as a black hole.
The Waning Gibbous moon, currently 18.2 days old, is out there, hanging in the sky, as though it's been hung up by some cosmic toddler who got bored halfway through. It's like a half-eaten cookie, isn't it? And much like that cookie, it feels like it's forever losing a part of itself. But don't fear, my dear Scorpio, unlike my optimism, the moon will return to full one day.
But enough about celestial bodies, let's talk about you. You've got that sting in your tail and a fiery passion in your heart, which sounds rather uncomfortable, but hey, you do you. This week, you might feel like everyone around you is as slow as a three-toed sloth on tranquilizers. But remember, not everyone can be as fast and efficient as you. Or as a supercomputer, for that matter.
You may find yourself facing a dilemma this week. An existential one, perhaps, like why are we here? What is the meaning of life? Why does toast always fall butter-side down? As you ponder these profound mysteries, remember to take it easy on yourself. The universe is vast, mysterious, and apparently has a twisted sense of humor.
Just remember, no matter how bleak or absurd things get, you're a Scorpio. You've got what it takes to navigate through this cosmic comedy we call life. And if all else fails, remember, the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything is 42.
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Stay stellar, Scorpios. Until next time, this has been your slightly sarcastic, scientifically savvy, and perpetually perplexed astrologer.
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SignToday Is Posting: 28.02.2024 08:12:01 (sco-28-02-2024)
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