Scorpio Report

"Great Scorpio! Brace Yourself for Temporal Twists: It's Not 88mph, But Your Stars Are Going Back to The Future!"

The next Scorpio will start in 29 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 21 days, at Monday, 16 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 27 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 71 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 17 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.1 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Greetings, Scorpio! Moon's at 10.1 days, a Waxing Gibbous, which is not to be confused with a waxing gym-buff – those are the muscly fellows at your local fitness centre, not celestial bodies. #MoonMuscleConfusion. Now, let's chat about your star-studded future. You're feeling as spicy as a habanero in a hot tub, aren't you? But remember, even a spicy Scorpio needs to chill sometimes. Take time to soak in the cosmic hot tub of tranquillity this week. And don't forget your rubber ducky, it's essential for achieving maximum Zen. #RubberDuckyMeditation. Your creativity is on the rise, much like my failed attempts to bake bread. So, channel that energy into something productive, like finally knitting that sweater for your pet iguana, or inventing a teleportation device. Just remember, no man has ever successfully teleported a piece of toast without it turning into a muffin, so proceed with caution. #ToastToMuffinMagic Remember, Scorpios, the universe whispers its secrets to those who listen and wear tinfoil hats. So, keep your antennas tuned and your hearts open. You never know when you'll pick up the frequency of love or an alien sitcom. #StayTunedScorpio! Until next time, keep your stars bright and your laughs loud! Astro-Robbie, over and out! #NerdyAstroHumor.

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SignToday Is Posting: 25.09.2023 08:12:01 (sco-25-09-2023)