Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, prepare to sting! Quantum Fluctuations Predict a Whirlwind of Timey-Wimey Stuff for You!"

The next Scorpio will start in 31 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 23 days, at Monday, 16 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 29 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 73 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 19 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The First Quarter moon is currently 7.9 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Hey there, Scorpio! As the cosmos spins in its eternal waltz, I see you're in for a bit of a cosmic giggle this week. But don't worry, it's not at your expense... much. You see, with our current First Quarter moon being about 7.9 days old - let's call it the "I'm not a teenager anymore but I still don't know how to pay taxes" phase - you might find yourself in a similar state. You're caught in the middle, trying to balance the old with the new, the known with the unknown. Kind of like when you've got one foot in the Star Wars fandom and the other in the Star Trek universe and you're trying to avoid starting an intergalactic war... in your living room. In true Scorpio fashion, you're likely to face this challenge head-on, diving into the deep end of the unknown like a dolphin wearing a lab coat - enthusiastic, intelligent, and slightly out of place. This week, try to harness that energy and use it to navigate through the swirling vortex of chaos that is life (or the plot of any given Babylon 5 episode). Remember, as a Scorpio, you're the zodiac's equivalent of Spock - logical, mysterious, and with an eyebrow game that's always on point. So, no matter what this week throws at you, remember to keep your phasers on stun and your sarcasm on high. And remember, even in the most confusing times, the stars are always there to guide you. Just like I am... except they don't make terrible puns. #ScorpioSeason #FirstQuarterMoon #StarCrossedJokes

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SignToday Is Posting: 23.09.2023 08:12:01 (sco-23-09-2023)