Scorpio Report

"Ah, Scorpio! Prepare for a cosmic tango with destiny as the planets align like a celestial conga line!"

The next Scorpio will start in 185 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 13 days, at Friday, 05 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 183 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 227 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 173 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.2 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Greetings, fellow Scorpios! I, your astrological commander Susan Ivanova, have put away my phasers and warships to bring you your cosmic forecast from Babylon 5. Hold onto your crystals and incense, because the Waxing Crescent moon is only 2.2 days old, and we're in for a wild ride! This week, Mars and Venus are playing a game of celestial Twister, leaving you feeling like you're stuck in hyperspace without a map. You may find yourself wanting to scream, "Jump points, people, jump points!" But don't worry, my cosmic comrades, just breathe in that recycled air and prepare for liftoff. In matters of the heart, Jupiter is sending positive vibes to your love sector. Keep an eye out for a potential soulmate who shares your enthusiasm for collecting vintage Starfuries and unironically wearing aluminum foil hats. Remember, Scorpios, the power of the Vorlons is strong with you, so make sure to channel your inner Kosh when approaching your crush. Be mysterious, wise, and occasionally cryptic—just like your favorite enigmatic ambassador. At work, take your cue from the Narns and avoid any Centauri-like behavior. No scheming or plotting for planetary domination allowed! Instead, focus on teamwork and diplomacy. If tensions rise during a meeting, just picture everyone in their pajamas doing the Hokey Pokey—that should lighten the mood. Finally, the Waxing Crescent moon wants you to tap into your inner Minbari and embrace your spiritual side. Take a moment to meditate, practice yoga, or read up on the latest hyperspace theories. And don't forget to recharge your crystals under the moonlight (or station lighting). Stay groovy, Scorpios, and remember: The stars are your guide, but your heart is your true compass. May the force be with you—I mean, I have always been here. 😉 #ScorpioSeason #WaxingCrescent #Babylon5 #MinbariMeditation #VorlonLoveAdvice #StarfurySoulmates

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SignToday Is Posting: 22.04.2023 08:12:01 (sco-22-04-2023)