Scorpio Report

"Scorpio: Prepare for cosmic giggles as planetary puppeteers tangle your celestial strings this week, leaving you dancing like an intergalactic marionette!"

The next Scorpio will start in 157 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 12 days, at Thursday, 01 June, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 155 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 199 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 145 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The New moon is currently 0.7 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Greetings, Scorpios! Ah, the ever-mysterious and intense sign of the zodiac. As the New Moon is just a mere 0.7 days old, I can feel the cosmic energy swirling like a thousand tiny Cylon raiders in search of their next target. Fear not, my celestial arachnids, for this month shall be one of intrigue, humor, and perhaps even some interstellar shenanigans! Your ruling planet, dear Mars, is doing a delightful tango with the Moon's gravitational pull, and what does this mean for you? Oh, only a surge of creativity that might awaken your inner Starbuck! Embrace your newfound artistic prowess, whether it's painting the galaxy or composing a symphony to rival the hum of a Colonial Viper engine. #MarsGotMoves #StarbuckVibes As we journey further into this lunar cycle, you may find that your emotions are as wild as a ride on a rickety Raptor. One moment, you're soaring through space, and the next, you're plummeting back to Caprica. Don't let these sudden mood shifts overwhelm your circuits. Remember, even Commander Adama had his moments of vulnerability. #EmotionalRollercoaster #AdamaFeels Now, I must mention the looming presence of Pluto, the ex-planet that refuses to be forgotten (much like the Cylons' stubborn persistence). This celestial body urges you to dig deep and confront your darkest fears. It's time to face the Gaius Baltar within you and ask yourself, "Am I truly living my life's purpose, or am I just another puppet in the grand cosmic scheme?" #PlutoRevenge #GaiusReflections Finally, Scorpios, don't forget to indulge in some self-care this month. Perhaps take up yoga or meditation, and imagine yourself floating in the vastness of space, free from the burdens of life. Or, simply enjoy a steaming cup of chamomile tea infused with the finest herbs from the Twelve Colonies. #SpaceYoga #ColonialTeaTime So say we all, Scorpios! May this month bring you laughter, growth, and maybe even a flirtatious encounter with a dashing Cylon. #ScorpioShenanigans #CylonCrush

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SignToday Is Posting: 20.05.2023 08:12:01 (sco-20-05-2023)