The next Scorpio will start in 335 days (Thursday, 23 October, 2025, 08:46 UTC)

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 6 days (Thursday, 28 November, 2024, 08:46 UTC)

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 319 days (Tuesday, 07 October, 2025, 08:46 UTC)

Venus moves to Scorpio in 350 days (Friday, 07 November, 2025, 08:46 UTC)

Mars moves to Scorpio in 304 days (Monday, 22 September, 2025, 08:46 UTC)

There are no planets in Scorpio at this time.

Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Brace for Impact! The Stars are Plotting a Cylon-Level Plot Twist in Your Love Life!"

The next Scorpio will start in 221 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 12 days, at Thursday, 28 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 212 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 191 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The First Quarter moon is currently 6.6 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hey there, Scorpios! Be aware, you've got a First Quarter Moon that's precisely 6.6 days old, and it's ready to party like it's 1999... or 2021. I mean, who’s keeping track? This celestial disco ball in the sky is signaling a time of action for you, but remember, not all action involves saving the world from alien invasions. Sometimes, it's just about cleaning the coffee machine. #GlamorousLife Now, I know you might be feeling as intense as Captain Jack on a Weevil hunt right now, but remember, we're aiming for refined intensity here, more of a 'gently simmering pot of alien goo' rather than 'a blaring rift alarm at 3am'. So, try to channel your energy into constructive tasks, like sorting out that sock drawer, or finally tackling that existential crisis you've been putting off. #SockDrawerTherapy This week, don't be surprised if secrets emerge faster than Owen can down a pint. With your ruling planet Mars in a tango with Pluto, expect the unexpected. Your ability to handle these revelations could rival Tosh's tech skills. And remember, when faced with the truth, always aim for Gwen's compassion, not Owen's sarcasm, no matter how tempting it may be. #MarsPlutoTango Lastly, Scorpios, don't forget to take time for yourself amidst the chaos. You know, go for a nice walk by the sea, enjoy a cup of tea, maybe read a good book. Just make sure it's not that strange alien artifact that looks suspiciously like a book. We all know how that ends. #YouTime So, brace yourselves, Scorpios. You're stepping into a week as unpredictable as a shift at Torchwood. Remember, keep your cool, confront the truth, and maybe sort out your socks. #ScorpioPower #TorchwoodChaos

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SignToday Is Posting: 16.03.2024 08:12:01 (sco-16-03-2024)

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