Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Pluto may not be a planet anymore, but don't worry, your stinger's still sharp!"

The next Scorpio will start in 72 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 9 days, at Tuesday, 22 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 70 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 114 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 60 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Hey there, Scorpios! Now, I know you have a reputation for being as intense as a supernova and as mysterious as the dark side of the moon. But guess what? With the Waning Crescent moon at 26.8 days old, it's time to dial down the drama and enjoy some cosmic calm. The universe is basically saying, "Chill, Scorpio! No need to solve the mysteries of the cosmos today." So, sit back, relax, and maybe watch a Star Trek marathon. Now, don't get too worried about the next full moon on August 31, 2023, at precisely 1:37:05. I know, that's a lot of numbers, but remember, I'm the nerdy astrologer, not you. It’s like waiting for the next Star Wars sequel, just hang in there! This phase is perfect for some introspection. Reflect on your recent victories, like finally understanding that quantum physics theory or finishing that 1000-piece jigsaw puzzle. You're like Sherlock Holmes meets Neil deGrasse Tyson, always digging deeper! Also, don't forget to share the love. Reach out to your fellow Scorpios and let them know you appreciate their...Scorpio-ness. I mean who else can discuss black holes and alien life forms while sipping herbal tea? In conclusion, take a deep breath, put on your favorite tie-dye shirt, and enjoy the ride. It's not every day the cosmos gives you a break. Remember - peace, love, and quasars, my friends. #ScorpioChill #CosmicCalm #NerdyAstrologer #PeaceLoveQuasars

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SignToday Is Posting: 13.08.2023 08:12:01 (sco-13-08-2023)