Scorpio Report

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We are currently in the sign of Scorpio

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 3 days, at Sunday, 12 November, 2023

Mercury is currently in Scorpio

Venus moves to Scorpio in 26 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars is currently in Scorpio

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.7 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

What's up, Scorpios? Let's fetch your cosmic mood from the celestial kitchen. With Mercury and Mars both crashing on your cosmic couch, you're about to be the life and soul of the interstellar party! Mercury is like that nerdy friend who can solve a Rubik's cube faster than you can say "quantum physics." It's currently twirling around in your sign, giving you a mind as sharp as a cat's claws on a brand-new sofa. Expect your wit to be quicker than a YouTube buffering on a high-speed internet connection. Mars, on the other hand, is that rowdy college buddy who encourages you to dance on tables and indulge in hot sauce competitions. It's pumping up your energy levels to the point where you'll make Duracell bunnies look like sloths. Use this newfound energy wisely, my friends, because nobody wants to be found vacuuming at 3 am. Now, the Waning Crescent moon is almost 26 days old, reminding us that even the moon needs her beauty sleep. This might just be the perfect time for some introspection, or you know, updating your alien abduction escape plan. Mark your calendars, star children! The next full moon is doing a grand entrance on the 27th of November at precisely 9:16:41. Yes, I'm that specific. Call it my nerdiness or just good old astrology. So, grab your crystals, dust off your tarot cards, and get ready to bask in that lunar spotlight! Remember, Scorpios, don't take life too seriously. It's not like we're getting out alive. Keep on grooving with the cosmic ebb and flow, and remember - no one does mystical like you do. #ScorpioSeason #MarsInScorpio #MercuryInScorpio #CosmicPartyVibes #AstroNerdsUnite #WaningCrescentMoon #FullMoonParty #StellarScorpios

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SignToday Is Posting: 09.11.2023 08:12:01 (sco-09-11-2023)