Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Sting the Universe with Your Charm - Just Remember Not to Accidentally Sting Yourself!"

The next Scorpio will start in 80 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 17 days, at Tuesday, 22 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 78 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 122 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 68 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Alright, Scorpios listen up! The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.9 days old, which in Babylon 5 terms, means it's getting as thin as Londo's hairline. You might be wondering, "What's this got to do with my destiny?" Let me tell you, it's got everything to do with it. This week, your ruling planet, Mars is hanging out in the vicinity of Venus. Oh, la la! Sounds like a cosmic soap opera, right? It's like the universe’s version of Zack Allan and Lyta Alexander's love story. Remember, in the words of our beloved Captain Sheridan, "The 'love' that you're feeling is just the ‘biorhythms’." So, if you find yourself attracted to someone who's as different from you as a Vorlon from a Narn, blame it on the biorhythms, not on poor old Cupid. Also, your emotions may run as high as an adrenaline-charged Starfury pilot this week. Watch out! Don't let your sting snap at the wrong time, folks. Keep the peace, like Delenn would. And remember, "Understanding is a three-edged sword." At work, you could find yourself playing diplomat between warring factions. Channel your inner Captain Sheridan and remember his wisdom: “Sometimes peace requires a fight.” Just don't actually start a Shadow War in the office, okay? In short, your week is looking as unpredictable as an episode of Babylon 5. With the moon shedding light like Ambassador Kosh shedding... well, whatever he sheds, it's time for you to lucidly dream, to boldly go where no Scorpio has gone before. #ScorpioHoroscope #Babylon5Astrology #CaptainSheridanWisdom #MarsMeetsVenus #WaningGibbousMoon #BiorhythmsAndLove

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SignToday Is Posting: 05.08.2023 08:12:01 (sco-05-08-2023)