Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Mars in Retrograde causing more mood swings than a caffeine-deprived physicist on Monday Morning!"

The next Scorpio will start in 51 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 15 days, at Monday, 18 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 49 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 93 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 39 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.5 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

🌙 Ahoy, Scorpios! Captain Nerdlog here with your cosmic forecast. With the Waning Gibbous moon at a ripe old 18.5 days, it's like a cheese wheel half-eaten by a group of intergalactic mice. You'll feel a little nibbled on yourself, but remember, the best cheese is often at the center. 🧀 🐭 You might find yourself drawn to spicy foods, possibly even hotter than the flaming plasma of the sun. 🌶️☀️ But be warned, your digestive system might not appreciate this celestial heat wave. So, raid your spice rack responsibly. Don't forget to keep an eye out for alien invasions or unexpected wormholes. With Mars in retrograde, you never know when you might have to leap into action or explain the theory of relativity at a moment's notice. 🌌 In love, Venus is playing peek-a-boo in your chart, so you could meet someone who makes your heart pulsate like a quasar. Just make sure they're not a space pirate in disguise. 💘🏴‍☠️ So, keep your phasers set to stun and your minds open, Scorpios. And remember, the cosmos may be vast and confusing, but it's nothing compared to the human heart - or the instructions for assembling IKEA furniture. 🛸💖🪑 #ScorpioSeason #WaningGibbous #CheeseMoon #SpicyScorpios #SpaceRomance #NerdlogAstrology

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SignToday Is Posting: 03.09.2023 08:12:01 (sco-03-09-2023)