Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Stinging Tail You Must Not! Love and Light for Thee, the Stars Foretell, Hmmmm."

The next Scorpio will start in 203 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 21 days, at Wednesday, 24 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 194 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 173 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 23.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hey there, Scorpio! Now, I don't want to alarm you, but the Third Quarter Moon is currently 23.4 days old - can you believe it? That's older than a goldfish's memory span! #FishyFacts This moon phase, my dear arachnid-inspired friends, is the celestial equivalent of your favorite pair of worn-in jeans. Not new, not flashy, but oh-so-comfortable and reliable. Your energies might be feeling a bit like a slinky on a stairwell, a bit unpredictable, but always moving forward. #SlinkyLife Now, let's get serious (well, as serious as a guy who believes in gnome economics can get). This phase is all about reflection, release, and possibly eating large amounts of chocolate. #GnomeEconomics #ChocolateIsMySpiritAnimal You may feel an urge to declutter things. And I'm not just talking about that drawer in your kitchen filled with random utensils that seem to multiply when you're not looking. I'm talking about decluttering your life from toxic situations, people or maybe even those hideous holiday sweaters your Aunt Mabel insists on gifting you. #SorryAuntMabel Remember, my scorpion friends, sometimes the universe gives us a nudge (or a shove) in the right direction. Like a cosmic GPS. "Recalculating route..." So, embrace these changes, even if they seem scarier than a quantum physics exam. Don't worry, though. You've got this. After all, you're a Scorpio, and according to my extensive research, you guys are tougher than a two-dollar steak. Until next time, keep reaching for the stars, Scorpio... just not literally. That would defy several laws of physics. #NerdyAstrologer

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SignToday Is Posting: 03.04.2024 08:12:02 (sco-03-04-2024)