Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, prepare to sting with laughter as Mercury moonwalks into your sign, making communication quirkier than a UFO hoedown!"

The next Scorpio will start in 176 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 4 days, at Friday, 05 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 174 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 218 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 164 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.5 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Oh, sweetie! It's time to dust off those psychic paper skills and buckle up for a rollercoaster ride through time and space. With the Waxing Gibbous moon at 10.5 days old, it's as if the universe itself is winking at you, dear Scorpio. You see, my darling space traveler, this week is going to be a wild adventure, filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few paradoxes. But fear not! Your sonic screwdriver instincts will come in handy as you navigate these cosmic escapades. As the moon swells with light, don't be surprised if your passionate nature ramps up as well. You might just find yourself in a steamy intergalactic romance or a flirtation with someone who speaks your language – be it Gallifreyan or good old-fashioned binary code. Just remember to pack your diary, as you may need to refer to past chapters in order to make sense of present emotions. Your loved ones may need you to step into a Doctor-like role, as you provide guidance and support during difficult times. Embrace your inner Time Lord and use your compassion and intelligence to help them through their own personal regeneration. But beware, Scorpio! Not everyone you encounter this week will be a friendly face. Keep your eyes peeled for Daleks or Cybermen lurking in the shadows, and don't hesitate to use your cunning wit and resourcefulness to outsmart any foes that come your way. In conclusion, Scorpio, this Waxing Gibbous moon phase is your cue to embrace the zany, unpredictable, and downright thrilling aspects of life. So grab your fez, hop into the TARDIS, and let the universe show you what it's got in store. After all, we're all just stardust swirling around in the cosmic vortex, aren't we? Geronimo! #ScorpioHoroscope #DoctorWhoVibes #WaxingGibbousAdventures #CosmicRomance #TimeLordWisdom

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SignToday Is Posting: 01.05.2023 08:12:01 (sco-01-05-2023)