Scorpio Report

"Scorpio: Your Stars Align in a Slightly Off-Kilter Fibonacci Spiral - Time to Embrace the Chaotic Harmony!"

The next Scorpio will start in 236 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The moon is currently in Scorpio

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 227 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 206 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 20 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Hello there, my celestial Scorpio friends! The moon has just popped into your sign like an unsolicited email from a Nigerian prince promising riches beyond your wildest dreams. Now we all know how those emails usually turn out, but this time it's different, promise. As the waning gibbous moon hangs out in your sign, it's kind of like turning up at a Star Trek convention dressed as Darth Vader - you might feel a bit out of place, but deep down you know you're still the coolest one there. #StarWarsRules #TrekkieTakedown This moon is 20 days old now, which in moon years is...well, still 20, because that's how time works. But if it were a cheese, it'd be perfectly ripe and ready to spread on a cosmic cracker. #MoonCheeseIsAThing #SupermarketInSpace The universe is whispering in your ear, "Scorpio, you've got this." It's also whispering, "Did you leave the oven on?" and "Remember that embarrassing thing you did 7 years ago" but we'll ignore those. Focus on the first part. #UniverseWhispers #CosmicConfidence So, grab your lightsaber, channel your inner Yoda and navigate this phase with confidence and a sprinkle of your natural Scorpio sass. #TheForceIsWithYou #SassyScorpio And remember, just like in 2001: A Space Odyssey, things might seem a bit confusing and out there, but it's all just part of the journey...to the fridge, for more cheese. #BowmanStyle #SpaceOdyssey Stay nerdy, my friends. 🖖🌜🦂

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SignToday Is Posting: 01.03.2024 08:12:01 (sco-01-03-2024)