Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourselves: Jupiter's in Retrograde and It's About to Get as Messy as a Spock's Hair on a Zero-Gravity Day!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 84 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 21 days, at Thursday, 21 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 71 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 121 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 86 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Full moon is currently 15.1 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Hey Sagittarius, listen up! The full moon is 15.1 days old, which in lunar years makes it a rebellious teenager. I know you're thinking, "Great, now the moon's going through its emo phase" but don't worry. This isn't about brooding and listening to sad songs on repeat. It's about harnessing that fiery spirit of rebellion. You see, like that moody moon, you too have a spark of rebellion in you. Sagittarians are known for their adventurous spirit and desire for freedom. This week, channel your inner Blake from Blake's 7 and stand up against the oppressive forces in your life. Maybe it's a micromanaging boss or a nagging partner. Maybe it's the tyranny of those skinny jeans that have been in your closet, silently judging you for that extra slice of pizza. Whatever it is, gather your courage, don your metaphorical teleport bracelet, and say, "Enough!" Remember, the only thing standing between you and your freedom is...well, you. And possibly those skinny jeans. Just bear in mind, while you're out there being a cosmic rebel, don't forget to take care of yourself. There's a difference between fighting for freedom and being reckless. So, try not to accidentally teleport yourself into a black hole or something. I’m not sure even Orac can get you out of that one. So in short, your horoscope for this week: Be bold, be brave, but for goodness sake, be sensible about it. And if all else fails, blame the teenager moon. #Sagittarius #Blake7Style #RebelWithACosmicCause #TeleportingAwayFromProblems #MoodyMoon #SkinnyJeansTyranny

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SignToday Is Posting: 31.08.2023 08:22:01 (sag-31-08-2023)