Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Warp Speed into a Nebula of Nostalgia - Retrograde is the New Forward!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 85 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 22 days, at Thursday, 21 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 72 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 122 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 87 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Full moon is currently 13.9 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Howdy, Sagittarius! This is your friendly neighborhood astrologer reporting straight from the Millennium Falcon’s cockpit. I bet you didn't expect to get your horoscope read by a character from Star Wars, huh? Well, let's get to it. The full moon is now 13.9 days old; kind of like how my pet Ewok is in his awkward teenage years. You know, growing fur in weird places, developing a weird fascination with lightsabers. It's the same with the moon. As it matures, it's going through some changes and so are you. You've got the energy of a hyperdrive on the fritz this week. That's right! You're unpredictable, shocking, and full of surprises. You might find yourself making impulsive decisions, like deciding to take on the entire Galactic Empire on your own or impulsively buying a life-size R2-D2 replica online. But remember, even Han Solo had a co-pilot. It's okay to ask for help. Make sure you're not as stubborn as a Wookiee this week, Sagittarius. Flexibility is key, especially when dealing with your friends, family, or that pesky bounty hunter lurking around. You might also find yourself feeling more emotional than C-3PO at a droid recycling center. It's okay to let those feelings out. Even Boba Fett has his moments. He just hides it under his helmet. So, get out there and conquer your week like you're storming the Death Star, Sagittarius! And remember, the Force is with you... Or, was that the forks? I always mix them up! #StarWarsHoroscope #SagittariusSkywalker #BobaFettForecasts #MoodyMoonMoments #MayTheForceBeWithYou

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SignToday Is Posting: 30.08.2023 08:22:01 (sag-30-08-2023)