Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Time to Arrow Down Your Options - The Stars Say Quit Chasing Two Rabbits, Unless They're Schrödinger's!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 117 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The moon is currently in Sagittarius

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 104 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 154 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 119 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Hey there, Sagittarian space explorers! It's your favorite astrologer, rocking the tie-dye lab coat and sporting my best pair of horn-rimmed spectacles. Let's dive into the cosmic soup that is your horoscope. The moon, currently in Sagittarius, is waxing gibbous and 10.9 days old. Yes, yes, I measured its birthday candles. For those of you who are more science-y, that's approximately 78.6% illuminated. And if you're not into math, that's just a smidge more than three quarters. Now, what does this mean for you, oh intrepid centaur? Well, with this celestial positioning, you're likely to feel a surge of energy and optimism. This is the perfect time for you to tackle that quantum physics book you've been using as a coaster. Don't worry, your innate Sagittarian wisdom will guide you through the complexities of Schrodinger's cat. Just remember, until you finish the book, the cat is both dead and alive. But hey, no pressure! On the flip side, be careful not to overwhelm yourself. You're not a TARDIS - you can't hold all the knowledge of the universe inside you (even though, let's face it, you'd love to try). In summary, dear Sagittarius, ride this wave of lunar power, harness your inner nerd, and embrace all the uncertainties and paradoxes life throws at you. After all, you're a natural-born adventurer. Your lucky number for today? 42, obviously. Don't forget your towel! #Sagittarius #NerdyAstrologer #MoonInSagittarius #WaxingGibbous #SchrodingersCat #HitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy

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SignToday Is Posting: 29.07.2023 08:22:01 (sag-29-07-2023)