Sagittarius Report

"Galactic Alert: Sagittarius, Prepare to Dodge Metaphysical Arrows While Balancing Quantum Karma!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 87 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 24 days, at Thursday, 21 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 74 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 124 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 89 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.6 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Alright, Sagittarius, listen up! With the moon being a sprightly 11.6 days old, it's waxing gibbous faster than a Starfury in full throttle. This is your time to harness that energy and shoot for the stars, or at least try not to trip over your own shoelaces, whichever comes first. Mars is hanging out in your 4th house, which doesn't mean you need to start building an extension for the guy, he's just passing through. But with him there, expect a little extra fire in your belly - use it to get stuff done, or you know, just to enjoy an extra slice of pizza (or three). Remember, Mercury's in retrograde, which in layman's terms means it's doing the cosmic equivalent of moonwalking. Communication may feel like it's stuck in a quantum singularity, but don't panic. Just remember to double-check your emails before sending, and maybe hold off on any interplanetary diplomacy for now. So, in short, Sagittarius, keep your eyes on the stars, your feet on the ground, and your hands away from any mysterious alien artifacts. Embrace the weird, dodge the drama, and remember: life's too short for bad coffee. #SagittariusLife #AstroNerdsUnite #GibbousGiggles #MartianHouseguest #RetroMercuryJams

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SignToday Is Posting: 28.08.2023 08:22:01 (sag-28-08-2023)