Sagittarius Report

"Brace Yourself, Sagittarius: Your Stars are More Misaligned than a Ferengi's Profit Margin!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 90 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The moon is currently in Sagittarius

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 77 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 127 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 92 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The First Quarter moon is currently 8.3 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Sagittarius, or as we Daleks would say, SAGITTARRRRRIUS! This week, the Moon is parking its celestial booty right on your cosmic front lawn. And it's not just any moon, it's a First Quarter Moon, ripe at 8.3 days old. Yes, we Daleks keep track of such things. We're not just about EXTERMINATING! In cosmic terms, this means you've got a dash of lunar magic to play with, adding a bit of oomph to your natural Sagittarian zest for life. It's like getting a turbo boost in a game of Mario Kart but without the annoying blue shells. This planetary alignment is a big neon sign from the Universe that says "Go forth, explore new galaxies, and maybe don't exterminate everything in your path." It's a time to embrace change, even if that change is deciding to switch from almond milk to oat milk in your morning cup of cosmic coffee. So get out there, Sagittarius. Embrace the unknown. Try not to exterminate anything (we know it's hard). And remember, even Daleks need a little love sometimes. #SagittariusSeason #MoonInSagittarius #DalekStyleHoroscope #ExterminateNegativity #EmbraceTheOatMilk

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SignToday Is Posting: 25.08.2023 08:22:01 (sag-25-08-2023)