Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Set Phasers to Fun! An Unexpected Nebula of Nonsense is Approaching Warp Speed in Your Horoscope!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 123 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 5 days, at Friday, 28 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 110 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 160 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 125 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Hello, my Sagittarian space rangers! #SaggiSwag Now, the Waxing Crescent moon is 5 days old, which in normal people language means it's just a baby moon and still figuring out how to light up our night sky properly. But for us, this cosmic toddler has a message. The stars are whispering, "It's time to get off your couch, dear Sagittarius". Not literally though, we know how much you love your Netflix and chill. But metaphorically speaking, it's time to stretch your mental limbs and start that project you've been procrastinating on. I mean, come on, how many episodes of "Ancient Aliens" can one watch? (Well, if you're anything like me...quite a lot, but that's beside the point!) Your ruling planet Jupiter is saying, "Hey, enough with the cat videos already!" (Seriously, how does that little furball fit in the tiny box?). It's nudging you to explore new territories, maybe learn a new skill, like knitting or quantum physics. Hey, why not both? You could knit a quantum sweater – that would be both warm and confusing! Remember, Sagittarius, your adventurous spirit isn't just for exploring uncharted forests or deciphering Babylonian texts; sometimes, it's about diving into the unexplored jungles of your own mind. And while you're at it, remember to hydrate. No, coffee doesn't count. Neither does beer. Look, I don't make the rules—well, sometimes I do—but in this case, it's simple biology. So, grab your metaphorical explorer's hat (or a real one if you have it, those are pretty cool) and step outside of your comfort zone. And hey, if you find any alien life forms out there, remember to say hi from me. Keep reaching for the stars, my Sagittarian friends, but remember: If you fall flat on your face, make sure to take a selfie. It's not every day you get to kiss the Earth! #SagittariusLife #Starstruck #CosmicComedy #QuantumKnitting

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SignToday Is Posting: 23.07.2023 08:22:01 (sag-23-07-2023)