Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Time to Set Your Phaser to Fun! Cosmic Shenanigans Predicted in Your Star-Sector!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 124 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 6 days, at Friday, 28 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 111 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 161 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 126 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.1 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Alright, listen up, Sagittarius! If you're expecting sugar-coated fairytales, you've come to the wrong astrologer. Now, don't go moping about it. This Waxing Crescent moon is 4.1 days old, just like that slice of pizza you've been eyeing in the fridge. But unlike the pizza, the moon isn't going to give you food poisoning, now, is it? It's a time for growth, expansion, and not just in your waistline after devouring that questionable pizza. Your fiery spirit is going to be as sparkly as a Dalek at a disco (and we all know how that ended). You might feel an urge to charge ahead like you're riding a cyber-horse into battle. Don't. Instead, take a moment, breathe, and remember the wisdom of the Doctor: "We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?" Now, onto the nitty-gritty: watch out for unexpected bumps in the road this week. No, not literal bumps - unless you're planning on running a marathon blindfolded, in which case, reconsider your life choices. In terms of love, Venus has been doing the cosmic samba with Mars in your chart, which means things could get interesting. If romance were a game of chess, you'd be about to pull off a checkmate. But remember, even if you win the game, there's still the tricky business of figuring out how to set the board back up again. So chin up, Sagittarius. Remember, in the grand scheme of the universe, we're all just tiny, stardust-covered ants trying to figure out quantum physics. Or something like that. #SagittariusSwagger #WaxingCrescentWackiness #DaleksAtDisco #VenusSamba #StardustAnts

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SignToday Is Posting: 22.07.2023 08:22:01 (sag-22-07-2023)