Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, prepare to gallop through a cosmic kaleidoscope of quirkiness: bow-wielding centaurs, questionable fashion choices, and the secrets of the universe!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 215 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 15 days, at Sunday, 07 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 202 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 252 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 217 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.2 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Greetings, oh Sagittarius - the cosmic archer of the zodiac! In a universe so vast and unending, it's really quite remarkable that we have such occasions to discuss your seemingly insignificant fortunes. But fear not, for I am here to guide you through the impending doom that is life. With the Waxing Crescent moon currently 2.2 days old, (not that it makes much difference in the grand scheme of things), you can expect a week filled with loads of enthusiasm and optimism - lucky you! But don't get too excited, as we all know that excitement usually leads to the crushing realization that everything is still just a tiny speck in an infinite cosmos. Your adventurous spirit will be at an all-time high. You may find yourself compelled to embark on a spontaneous journey to discover the meaning of life, or possibly just to locate the nearest vegan taco truck. Either way, your boundless energy will no doubt lead you somewhere. And remember, whatever happens, it's still utterly inconsequential in the vastness of space. As your ruling planet Jupiter dances around in the sky, doing whatever planets do when they're not busy reminding us of our insignificance, take this time to explore new hobbies or interests. Perhaps you could try stargazing, which, given my current state, is truly the epitome of hilarity. Just remember to wear a towel, as you never know when it might come in handy. In conclusion, dear Sagittarius, enjoy your week of futile pursuits and whimsical adventures, but try not to forget the overwhelming existential dread that awaits you at every turn. After all, in a universe so infinitely large, what are the odds that any of it really matters? #Sagittarius #MarvinTheParanoidAstrologer #WaxingCrescent #InfiniteCosmicJoke #ExistentialDread #VeganTacoAdventure #AlwaysCarryATowel

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SignToday Is Posting: 22.04.2023 08:22:01 (sag-22-04-2023)