Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Get Ready to Channel Your Inner Alien – It's Time to Beam Up Some Cosmic Wisdom... and Maybe Order Pizza!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 64 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius tomorrow, at Thursday, 21 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 51 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 101 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 66 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.9 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Greetings, Sagittarius! Or should I say Sagittari-YAS? Your ruling planet, Jupiter, is currently having a cosmic disco party in the galaxy and you're invited. But remember, there's no need to dust off your moon-boots just yet - this party is purely metaphorical. But let's cut to the chase faster than a speeding bullet...or should we say, RoboCop on roller skates? With the Waxing Crescent moon at 4.9 days old, it's like a toddler of the lunar cycle. It's not quite ready for the heavy stuff but it's eager to explore and grow, just like you, dear Sagittarius. Now, don't be surprised if you feel an urge to raid your local comic book store or binge-watch every episode of Star Trek. Your nerd-dar is off the charts right now. Channel your inner Spock and use your logical prowess to your advantage. Who knows, you might just find the answer to life, the universe, and everything (Hint: It's 42). But beware, Mercury is doing the macarena in retrograde, causing technology to go haywire. So, if your toaster starts burning your bread or your Roomba tries to vacuum your cat, don't say I didn't warn you. In love, try not to rush things. With Venus lounging around in your 7th house, it's the perfect time to take things slow. Remember, even RoboCop had a soft side. And when it comes to work, think outside the box, or in this case, the police station. Don't be afraid to shake things up a bit. After all, who expected a robot to be the hero of Detroit? So, embrace your inner nerd, stay logical and remember - always laugh at the chaos of the cosmos. #SagittariusVibes #RoboCopHoroscope #WaxingCrescentFun #NerdLife #MercuryMacarena

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SignToday Is Posting: 20.09.2023 08:22:01 (sag-20-09-2023)