Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, prepare to dodge black holes of boredom! Your week is set to be as interesting as a Gallifreyan game of chess!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 126 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 8 days, at Friday, 28 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 113 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 163 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 128 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.3 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Hey there, Sagittarius! It's time to hop off your centaur and listen up. The moon, currently a Waxing Crescent at a tender 2.3 days old, gives off a vibe that says, "I'm not a kid anymore, but I still need my space blanket." It's like the awkward teenager of lunar phases, you get me? This phase is all about intentions, growth and reaching for the stars... or in your case, reaching for that last slice of pizza while binge-watching "Star Trek." #LiveLongAndPizza Now, remember when Deckard in Blade Runner was all like, "I don't know why he saved my life... maybe in those last moments, he loved life more than he ever had before." Well, time to channel that replicant energy, my space cowboy. Love life. Love it like there's a cyberpunk dystopian future knocking at your door and all you've got is a half-eaten burrito and an Atari joystick to defend yourself. What's that mean for you? Break out of your comfort zone. Try that new vegan restaurant (yes, the one with the questionable tofu sculptures), start that novel you've been planning (the one where the fish are actually aliens), or just take a moment to appreciate the sheer cosmic absurdity of existence. #TofuAliensExist Remember, Sagittarius, the universe doesn't make mistakes. Except maybe the platypus. That one's still up for debate. Stay weird, stay wonderful, and keep reaching for the stars. Or at least the remote. #NerdLife P.S. You'll find peace when you learn to accept that no, you can't actually breathe in space. Sorry to burst your bubble. #ScienceSaysNo

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SignToday Is Posting: 20.07.2023 08:22:01 (sag-20-07-2023)